Sunday, October 4, 2009

Getting even

I think I'm being attacked at night. My leg is suddenly covered in over 13 bruises from just below my knee to my upper thigh, and I have no recollection of anything happening to me that would cause bruises. I'm not an easy bruiser, either. And the bruises are only in this one area...nowhere else on my body.

My theory: Hyrum's retaliating for the snip and is kicking me in my sleep.

6 comments:

Johnson Jinx 09 said...

You know it! I am like a young puppy that got neutered before his time!!! The leg is getting it.

Anonymous said...

...or you have been lifting a lot of wood and bumping your legs....

Johnson Jinx 09 said...

hmmm...I don't know that I've been lifting a lot of wood, other than the bunk bed, but why aren't both my legs bruised then? I lifted our rack off the trailer with Hyrum, but both legs bumped against it. I can't figure out why I have no other bruises anywhere...just the one leg. And it's the leg that's next to Hyrum all night!!! Either he's kicking me, or he's pinching and squeezing me in the night...a little too hard I'd say.

The Not-a-hoes said...

that scares me...i would see or ask a dr it could mean something serious....or your sleep walking and bumping into stuff :)

The Lanyons said...

Tiiiaaannnnaaa!!! (whistle sound) That's a lot a leg there sista!

That happened to me just before we got married because I was eating a ton of garlic to stay well for the wedding and to keep my face clear. The garlic worked but it also thinned my blood so much that every teeny tiny bump ended up in a big bruise!

The Lanyons said...

And re: Anonymous's comment - maybe they weren't talking about tree wood! ;)